I’ll admit it, there are times I can get mushy-gushy. I’m a girl – sue me! But for the most part the affection I like is a nice pat on the butt to make me feel all warm and fuzzy. This Valentines Day I’m sure you’ll receive a Hallmark card, complete with a long winded poem that rhymes and romantic font. That’s not really my style. Here are some Valentines I would give out. This of course if I was of the creative, artistic, clever kind. Which I am not, but nothing a quick Google search couldn’t fix!
Nothing says “I Love You” more than granny panties. Fact.
Maybe add, “even in the winter” because things get kinda crazy down there.
A simple “how to.” Really guys, it’s that easy!
Because we all have that one thing.
Let’s be honest, it’s important to like someone when you’re sober.
ttyl! xo Lauren