The Perfect Valentine

I’ll admit it, there are times I can get mushy-gushy.  I’m a girl – sue me! But for the most part the affection I like is a nice pat on the butt to make me feel all warm and fuzzy.  This Valentines Day I’m sure you’ll receive a Hallmark card, complete with a long winded poem that rhymes and romantic font.  That’s not really my style.  Here are some Valentines I would give out.  This of course if I was of the creative, artistic, clever kind.  Which I am not, but nothing a quick Google search couldn’t fix!


Nothing says “I Love You” more than granny panties. Fact.


Maybe add, “even in the winter” because things get kinda crazy down there.


A simple “how to.” Really guys, it’s that easy!


Because we all have that one thing.


Let’s be honest, it’s important to like someone when you’re sober.

ttyl! xo Lauren

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