October 3rd is National Boyfriend Day. That’s nice and all but what I’d really like to discuss are the unrealistic boyfriend expectations the 90s set for us girlfriends. The decade completely ruined us. The guys were either reciting sonnets, jumping through windows or perfectly badass but hopelessly in love with their mostly bitchy, unappreciative girlfriends. Like, wake up Topanga, Brenda, Joey, Deej & Jen.
So here I am, a naive 10 year old, watching this shit go down and it’s what i think relationships are actually going to be like one day. Little did I know that Cory Matthews, as a real life boyfriend, is super needy and super annoying. Can’t a girl get a mix of all these guys, the best parts, in one single perfect specimen?
Cory Matthews’ Loyalty.
Dylan McKay’s Badass Attitude
Steve’s Natural Relationship With The In-Laws.
Until Next Time!