Halloween has come and gone, thank god. Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of it, but it’s the same thing every year. A month before I start thinking of how this year I’m really gonna put some thought and effort into a super cute and super clever idea for a costume. Then two days before, my stomach is in knots and I’ve broken out in stress zits because it’s all too much. But I swear, 2016 is gonna be my year.
It’s not the same for everyone, though. Not the rich and famous. They get to attend soirées like Heidi Klum’s epic annual bash. They have money and people to do all the shopping and thinking. This past Saturday, celebs put us “normals” to shame.
Here are some of my favorites (plus a mystery bonus pick, who could it be?!), in a very bias, particular order. Enjoy!
#10. Chrissy Teigan as Guy Fieri
#9. Poppy Delevingne as Harley Quinn
#7. Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit
Perfect example of a “normal” having this idea, but never the execution ability that celebs have. She’s the Mary, the rest of us are the Rhoda’s.
#2. The Johnsons as Clark Griswold & Christie Brinkley
#1. Kim Kardashian as 2013 Met Gala Kim Kardashian
#sorrynotsorry. When you can dress up on Halloween as your fucking self AND poke fun at a specific unfortunate dress choice, you win. Hands down. Game over. Stick a fork in me I’m done.
Irina’s Special Bonus Pick
Neil Patrick Harris & Fam as Star Wars CharactersTruth be told, Irina forced my hand on this one. She loves it. She’s also kind of a nerd and loves NPH. She’s right though, the more I look at it, the more I realize it is pretty adorbs.
In conclusion, not only will I try harder next year on Halloween, I will also work on becoming rich and famous.
Until Next Time!