Summer 2016 Winners + Losers

Hi Friends!

Don’t cry because summer is over, smile because Anthony Weiner never tweeted you a dick pic and you’re Zika free!

This summer’s headlines were definitely juicy, to say the least. We had a little bit of it all. Glass ceilings were broken, pop stars were exposed, history was made in Rio and for three months straight I made Lemonade out of lemons.

Now that summer 2016 is almost over, let’s see who were the ultimate winners and ultimate losers. I’ve broken it down into 4 major news categories for you: Celebrity, Olympic, Politics and Miscellaneous.

FYI – You might notice some clear losers not on the list. I’ve left them off due to previously posting about their total lameness or they’re just like, so obviously a loser that it would be an insult to you and this post’s intelligence to include them. Duh. 

Enjoy!


CELEBRITY NEWS.

Taylor Swift – Loser

Yosub Kim, Content Strategy Director taylor swift mad problems bad blood

And I don’t think we can solve them.

Drake – Winner

smile drake smiling keep it 100

Did you turn on the radio this summer?

Blacc Chyna – Winner 

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Winner as of this summer. This could certainly change by winter. All around risky business.


OLYMPIC NEWS.

Hope Solo – Loser

hope solo hope solo

Not just a loser, but a sore one at that.

Simone Biles – Winner

women gymnastics simone biles usa gymnastics artistic gymnastics

In every sense of the word.

Abbey D’Agostino + Nikki Hamblin – Winners 

The best kind of girl-on-girl action out there.


POLITICS NEWS.

Anthony Weiner – Loser

anthony weiner

The man just can’t help himself.

Hillary Clinton – Winner

wow omg shocked hillary clinton dnc

Like her or not, she made history this summer.

Malia Obama – Winner

Julie Winegard malia obama smoking kills art illustration

She’s grown up before our very eyes. Cheers to her for making silly decisions like the rest of us.


MISCELLANEOUS NEWS.

Lemonade – Winner 

lemonade lemon squeezing

Look, if lemonade was on the menu, I ordered it.

Milk – Loser

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Not even a bunch of hot-almost-naked moms could make milk happen.

Brendan Dassey – Winner

scene mind documentary making murderer

False. Brendan will soon be a free man. Let’s all enjoy a collective sigh of relief.


Until Next Time, Summer!

xo Lauren

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