Sooo as I contemplated who the next Transformation Tuesday honoree (is it actually an honor? Idk) would be- I had to think long and hard if I really wanted to spend my time blogging about a person who, in the bluntest of terms, I really don’t fucking like.
In the end I decided it had to be the Teen Mom OG Farrah Abraham, because honestly her transformation is pretty drastic and today- she’s almost unrecognizable. Look at me making sacrifices, all in the name of a blog post for my handful of followers. Only for you my friends. Okay I’ll be honest- I totally enjoyed this too.
Enjoy! (or don’t)
Circa Elementary School
Nope, not a pic of daughter Sophia. They’re twins!
Circa Middle School
Super cute because this was all of us in middle school. Hard to believe Farrah once buttoned up all the way!
Back when she was just a Teen Mom with a heartbreaking story of losing the father of her child in a car accident.
All biz in a pin stripe suit.
Brace face and a boa. We should have all seen this coming.
Lookin’ like a sweet, girl-next-door.
Okay actually. I love this bikini and if I had the bod I would totally wear it. She’s clearly had her boobs enhanced by now and if that’s where it ended- I mean, no harm no foul. But…
…it did not end there.
Phew. Everything’s back to-errr normal?
I just. I don’t know. She must have back problems?
Is this even Farrah? I’m pretty sure. The tan lines though, nice touch for an event at the Crazy Horse.
For some reason Farrah strikes me as the type of person that regularly google herself.
So Farrah, if you see this, I have these 5 things to say to you:
- You do you.
- You will only receive the amount of respect that you give out.
- Don’t fucking spray paint a pony.
- Don’t start beefs with Nicki Minaj.
- If you see this- please start a beef with me.
Until Next Time!